Don't Fiddle F**k the Canter!

Your trainer's voice, now in hat form! Commit. Sit up. And for the love of all things Eventing, stop micro-managing every stride!

Every eventer has heard some version of this. The reminder to trust your horse, ride forward, and stop second-guessing yourself two strides out. A hilarious and relatable equestrian gift for eventers, riders, and anyone who's had a trainer say exactly what they needed to hear at exactly the right moment. The eventing community laughs — and then immediately puts it in their cart.

Soft, unstructured cotton molds to your head while the precurved Permacurv® visor keeps sun and glare out of your eyes. Embroidered text on the front invites a second look and a knowing smile. The back shows an embroidered logo above an antique-brass adjustable strap that tucks away neatly.

Product features

- Soft 100% cotton construction for comfortable all-day wear

- Unstructured, low-profile 6-panel body with sewn-in label

- Precurved Permacurv® visor with color-matched underbill and 4-row stitching

- Adjustable self-fabric hideaway strap with antique brass buckle and grommet

- Embroidered front text and back logo; brand sticker on visor

Care instructions

- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.